scribbleowl:

depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—
And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.
Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground. In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.
And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke. In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.
Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.
So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

[ sets terminal on fire, waits hopefully ]
Also, just. This trend of posting fucking amazingly badass women owning it? It pleases me greatly.

::Goes camping, poorly::

scribbleowl:

depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—

And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.

Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground.
In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.

And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke.
In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.

Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.

So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

[ sets terminal on fire, waits hopefully ]

Also, just. This trend of posting fucking amazingly badass women owning it? It pleases me greatly.

::Goes camping, poorly::

scribbleowl:

notfknapplicable:

IMPORTANT : I just wanna point out that its STEVE who gets the flirting started between him and Sam at the beginning of the movie.  Sam is just moseying around the mall, going for his run, and this hot guy continually blazes past him had just has to rub it in that he’s totally outrunning him.  And then it’s Steve who stops to chat, makes a teasing little comments, offers friendly competition, and then THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE.  “Oh, that’s how it is?”  Steve, you tryin’ to fuck.  We see right through you.

As the movie progresses, it’s always Steve that seeks Sam out.  He goes to the VA to visit him (just to visit, apropos of nothing), shows up at his fucking apartment when how does Steve know where Sam lives? 

Upon my initial viewing of Cap 2 I really saw it as Sam fawning over Steve, but when I think about it, they’re definitely in mutual like but it’s really Steve that’s got a crush on Sam.  Wants him in his life.  I think the fandom has caught on to this as well because the influx of fic I’ve been reading features a lot of Steve being the aggressor towards Sam, and I like that.  I love it.  I want some more of it.

I like this commentary a lot. :) Though I’d say “initiator” rather than “aggressor”, just cause, come on. Who is being aggressive? They’re both so cute!

So, what’s the ship name for these two? (If it were Hawkeye I’d suggest Blackhawk Down, cause I’m a jerk.)

Winged Liberty?

Samerica, obviously. Up your fangirl game, boy.

scribbleowl:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Raise your hand if you’re surprised.
That’s what I thought.

scribbleowl:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Raise your hand if you’re surprised.

That’s what I thought.

route1984:

At the airport and now I realize I don’t think I can tolerate having kids of my own. GDI, these children.

On the other news, is there a sports team that endorses canned tuna?Because there’s like a whole group of tall buff guys here with their tall hot girl friends and it’s really weird to run into them hahahaha.

It’s too early for me to think properly, gaaaaaah

Children are the worst.

rizzoliandislestfln:

Frost’s all ‘well isn’t this awkward’, LOL

rizzoliandislestfln:

Frost’s all ‘well isn’t this awkward’, LOL

(via motionless-dream)

Stop everything you are doing, Tumblr; we need to talk about my feelings.

Just my Polish textbook being more progressive than the entire Western Canon. NBD.

Just my Polish textbook being more progressive than the entire Western Canon. NBD.

every anti sj comic ever

  • Xtremely irrational minority person: kill and eat all straights
  • author self insert: oh my such vulgar language i almost felt a bead of sweat roll down my delicate forehead mmm yes oh my
  • good rational minority person: Hey, the Heterosexual Community has feelings that matter as much as yours or mine. By spouting such awful things you are literally oppressing people-their rights and privileges are being drained from them as you type on this microblogging site. To quote Dr. Martin Ghandi X, "why c an't we jsut bbe nice uwu"
  • Xtremely irrational minority person: *pees*
  • author self insert: thank u good rational minority person. it is a shame not everyone can be as good as u *feed treat*
  • good rational minority person: woof

You meme-loving fucks.