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Harry Potter's Character Development
- Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
- Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like medo I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
the aesthetic choice is obviously my obsession for ww2 but you could do the same basic idea in any fantasy setting. two people don’t need to be able to have children in order to a) be romantically involved and b) have their relationship influence a new generation of people to carry in their specific footsteps.
a good generational tactics game made in the year of our lord 2kxx should think about these things in more ways than “het people get married and turn out kid.” what is a generation; how do groups of people “create” new generations and then “influence” their growth together?
it’s pretty wide open once you step back from heteronormativity
a thing that would be cool, using something like the solstice war as an example: a “modern” tactics game (tanks, planes, etc) where the “marriages” are choosing a pair of divisional combat and administrative officers, and the generational stuff is continuity of operation (ex. 57th Rifle Division -> 4th Motor Rifles Division -> 8th Guards Rifle Division -> 8th Guards Mechanized Division).
you could choose any commanding character and they’re not having kids but they would influence the units they turn out (ex. 125th Rifles Regiment in the 57th Rifle Division and their subordinate officers). Pairing up Madiha and Parinita in control of an Army would influence the Divisions and Regiments they have. You’re generationally making and influencing chits and it can be hella gay.
like i’d seriously prefer to just turn out new chits out of the ether (57th rifle division has been assembled, who cares how) or without any familial explanation (you went to the woods and found a new archer or something) but when you do this generational shit it’s always disappointing to me
i’m not into games with generational mechanics because they’re always a hetero only zone. like they never even try make up some potential reason to have a gay couple that can turn out a new unit. maybe they found a kid in the woods and trained the kid or something, or used magic, whatever, if you don’t wanna rock the boat you can do that sort of shit. you can come up with shit like that and let me gay marry my chits and still make new chits, but they never do
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
Because life is cruel and you are going to die.